Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
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Looks like the office version of anti-homeless architecture. Most likely intended to serve the same purpose.
I’m becoming less convinced feudalism ever actually ended…
hopefully the AI will treat our corporate backsides better
This makes me so upset.
Just use a lot of it I guess. It’s just gonna cost them more in the long run.
I don’t see why it makes any difference whether it’s two-ply coiled 50 times around the roll, or one-ply coiled 100 times around the roll.
I actually prefer a handful of one ply. It’s soft and there are more gaps between the plys which makes your handful puffier. You just have to take a longer piece. If that extra effort results in people conserving over time: great.
As a person with bidet at home, I actually carry my own paper when I poo in public places.
I do know that makes me insane.
The stuff at my job is actually okay but I do keep an emergency roll in my backpack.
I’m mostly at home, but the stuff at my work is what you’d put in boxes with gifts for holidays lawl
Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.
You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.
Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.
Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.
Flush a bundle of tampons wrapped in floss.
Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.
Settle down there, Satan.
How are you guys smuggling all those sabotage supplies to work? 😆
Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.
You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?
I don’t think I’ve ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course.
Hopefully they realize it won’t save them anything when people use an entire roll every time they shit.
my company took the tp out of the bathrooms and made it available upon request when we did this. they made us ask the front desk to check out the roll of tp to deter this exact thing.
Hopefully you all shat in a bucket for week before dumping the contents through the responsible managers sunroof?
Found the Amazon warehouse worker
That’s so fucked up. Sorry, don’t know how else to describe it.
Kinda shitty?
That works too
Did your workplace smell considerably worse after people started only wiping half their asses?
Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.
I will die on this hill
Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.
Splinter in your sphincter?
wart on your tart?
ignoramus sands his anus?
You should give the Charmin Strong a try if you haven’t. I hate the soft and fluffy ones as they leave lint like you said. I’ve never had an issue like that with the strong.
Only the cheap fluffy stuff leaves lint. I’ve got all kinds of digestive problems and I use a lot of toilet paper. I would definitely know. But I buy the good stuff (Cottonelle is the best, by the way).
Except this isn’t 1 ply toilet paper, it’s 1/2 ply 300 grit sand paper
If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.
I will die on an adjacent hill.
how do you know it leaves fluff?
I do wash my ass in the shower
How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.
I used to work in a warehouse that had toilet paper like this.
Funny thing was, it was a warehouse full of toilet paper. So there was typically a roll of something better in the bathroom, sitting on top of the dispenser.
Don’t get dry on your own supply
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As someone with digestive issues, I would approach HR about this saying I need an accommodation under the ADA, with said accommodation being reasonably high quality toilet paper.
I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.
I don’t see how any judge would follow this argument. So you’re just leaving work for a few hours every day.
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A ten mile drive in a big city post pandemic, really.
You should be asking how often I poop.
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It’s a really big poop.
a terrifying amount of people consider it completely and utterly normal to drive 2 hours to work every day
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2 hours is uncommon but not remotely unheard of. 1 hour is common. Our infrastructure is garbage.
I love your spirit.
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Shitty toilet paper buddy!
My sibling in arse paper!
One side: 80 grit The other side: high gloss
You should see/try socialist/communist toilet paper. Not only is it thin like this, it will also no-so-gently exfoliate your anus.
Source: Cuban resorts and lived experience in the former Soviet Union during the 80’s and early 90’s.
indeed as a communist myself i dont even use toilet paper i have a bidet
More like totalitarian toilet paper
Real stateless, classless societies could probably come up with something less barbaric than smearing your asshole with earth-destroying lumber
Traveling with school to Poland and Czechia in the late 90s we were told to always bring our own TP if using public restrooms. Not because of the quality, as much as because of the non-existence, of TP.
30 teens were rolling into Poland each with at least one roll of TP in the luggage. No one had to use it.
When I studied in China I was always reminded to take a tp roll with me
Once I forgot, and I realized that even in a KFC the tp was missing in the toilet
Missed opportunity for toiletarian paper
I would start bringing my own toilet paper.
Or would check out the toilets on the floor where the management offices are.
I would start bringing my own toilet paper.
And reward their shittiness by buying your own paper?
Just keep unrolling all of it into the toilet and flushing. Let it clog up. If management makes a stink say you have ibs or some health issue and with the tp so thin you just end up going through alot of it for medical reasons. This isnt a battle won directly or honestly. You need government backing. It needs to shift from you vs them to them vs a larger entity of power.
That is of course if this isnt in a state or place where the government has no oversight about unfair dismissal.
Is this too much for better toilet paper? No. Fuckem. Tp is cheap they are cutring corners in the wrong places. If a business cant afford standard toilet paper they have no right existing. If they are in the red but operating, they can afford tp. If they are doing good, they can afford tp. If there are bonuses going to literally any staff member, they can afford to buy tp. Theres no scenario where its ok that my fingers slip through these rice papers and i get shit under my fingernails.
If your colleague had just scooped shit under their fingernails and proceeded to literally clean the shit our of their hands for the next ten minutes, would you still feel comferable shaking their hands? Now imagine that happening to each and every one of your colleagues. Are they all gonna wash their hands for 10 minutes?
If i worked here I would take a fucking black light to the kitchen to scare the biggest karens/loadmouths jn the company. Scare the living shit out of them. Make them sick. Let THEM run to HR. Let health and safety get involved.
This is the kind of place that says we are a family but then you gotta bring your own fuckin ass wipes
It’s not that serious dude
“Hey everyone! He’s got shit under his fingernails!”
At least that wasn’t an essay.
Made out of silk!
The enshittification continues. Literally in this case.
This has got to be where the idea for transparent wood came from…
What you’re holding there is Prototype-0
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“Sir, he’s found it!”
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