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What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
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The last time I tried that the police were called.
Just got to find the right contest, friend
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Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
