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The last time I tried that the police were called.
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Just got to find the right contest, friend
Put my dick in what now?
“Instructions unclear” popped into my mind immediately.
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
