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Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?
Yes? What makes you think I’m not? I’m definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.
Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/
Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?
Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate
