PORNHUB
It’s Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn’t helping anyone and won’t make it go away. Half of the time I can’t understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.
Pray tell, which health issues would those be?
A sore dick.
Carpal tunnel
You would have to ask a doctor, don’t take medical advice from the internet.
From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn’t allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I’m sure there can be more issues, but I don’t know about those.
A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you’ve overdone it.
And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you’ll be safe.
sexual violence mention
You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt.
Psh, I’ll tell my body when we’re done.
Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?
Yes? What makes you think I’m not? I’m definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.
Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/
Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?
Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate
Drowning in spunk.
Spackled the ceiling.
Wrist pain.
meh, I have another one.
Dual wrist pain
These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.
But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like “malicious compliance”? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente
they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
If everyone can still read it, but it wasn’t detected by the big censor machine that sounds like a win to me?
See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.
Seggs, unalive, grape
I’ve also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?
I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?
True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today’s tiktok euphemisms
Whatever happened to prawns?
Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin’ prawns all out of district 9!
Don’t forget Ouide
Guess I did. What’s that?
It’s a content filter evasion for “weed”. Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go “IUD? No that doesn’t make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it’s weed”
Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.
Looks to me like it’s pronounced weed.
What’s the problem with sax and rope?
six and ripe?
Epples and benenes?
I kept scrolling to find this and here it is. 🎖️
Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.
Wow, I’d love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer’s day!
You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.
No, the spree is a different river
That’s a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?
No, but close: It’s Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling
It might need to be a rather hot river then.
what’d krill do to you?
That’s haram
FFmpreg
Finally! I am not the only rotten mind
I think I am like the fourth person to make that joke ITT
FFM pegging! I wanna be spit roast too…
F/F/Mpreg
Do you have an example, for science?
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Engagement bait.
Probably because it’s annoying and takes a decent amount of work for a minor improvement
And yeah, it doesn’t need to be censored here but also it really doesn’t ruin it that much
Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don’t have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.
And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn’t a bird 😁
I have no studies at hand but I’d bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.
Good thing that kinky images grow more arousing as you go downwards
Uh, I haven’t seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.
Haha yeah it’s super old. That was the first video I’d seen with that avenue q song. So I always think of it when I hear it. Lol
I’d put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn’t tell you which one.
I remember the first time I saw the phrase “streaming video” was a website called “teen steam” (which I desperately wanted a credit card to access) in the late 90s / early 2000s.
I’m sure you can guess what the content of that site was and I was sure that “streaming” was some new sex act I had yet to discover and wanted very much to find out. Sadly I was too young, too poor and logged onto the Internet in the school library at lunch time so it was always going to be a long shot.
Haha I remember that time too well. Luckily I had a CC and I bought everything on the net back then and was so fascinated by it. Typing a number in and getting stuff. I ordered crap from the other side of the world, it was incredible. Yes, porn included. How could one resist that temptation back then, I was 12 or so 😁
How did you obtain the CC and the money on it at 12??
Might’ve been 14, I don’t really remember exactly. And it was the CC attached to my company’s bank-acc so the bank wasn’t that nitpicky. It were simpler times in many aspects. But the fascination of online-shopping only grew slightly less great in my 30s 😁
Unironically, a lot of tech improvements started to make/view porn better.
Example: 3D models improvements.
In the end, possibly the one good thing to come out of Overwatch.
My ass read this as mpreg for a second
FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3
I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.
That’s the rust version
Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.
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Can we PLEASE make ffmpeg use GPL for everything?
Actually, can we do that for just all open source software. I’m getting kinda tired of large multinationals using open source for free to make billions over billions and then give back a dollar or so for each of those…
Maybe there are exceptions here and there but most companies give back shit
Or make a license that companies making money from the software have to contribute.
You mean one like the GPL?
That’s cute. As if commercial entities don’t contribute to foss 🤣
I bet you there is at least 3M worth of investment from folks bring paid in this thread.
Moat don’t, and those that do still contribute only pennies to the dollars they’re making
But they don’t though, they take more & give less (if not outright steal)
No, they don’t. And I didn’t know where you guys came up with this. You honestly think any real development to shit like k8s, Kafka, and most of Apache foundation software is just being tinkered with people working for free?
Sure there are areas where there is more “free” support. But the shit that runs servers and the web, highly highly corporate supported. Nothing about it is free.
& then they steal & engage in rugpull & never contribute.
👌👍
They… Usually don’t.
Not a single company I’ve worked for actually makes FOSS contributions to the dependencies they rely upon.
They usually don’t but some do. I’m only cherry picking this because I don’t know much about Big Tech and FOSS. Bootstrap was developed in Twitter, React is maintained by Facebook/Meta, AngularJS was maintained by Google in the past but it’s now discontinued. Google also has Summer of Code. I’m not a Big Tech shill but the larger ones do make some contributions.
Yeah, they do, but it’s still pennies to the dollar, and usually they only do because it benefits them to do so.
Companies using open source must be forced to contribute back fairly
You’re talking about absolutely massive companies who represent their own shared interests. And just by volume, they will produce an open source projects through engineering culture variation within a company itself.
And represent only a fractional part of the tech workforce and companies that don’t contribute back to open source.
Then you work for shitty little companies. These companies put in millions a year.
Yes, some do, but it isn’t an incredibly small number given the quantity of companies that rely on open source technology.
Source:
https://opensourcefundingsurvey2024.com/
Jackass. It’s not hard to even attempt to look into this shit. But this place is only for circlejerks 🤦♂️
I mean when you’re only here to call people names like a petulant child. Don’t expect good conversation.
I’d rather a place be filled with circle jerkers than assholes.
I’d rather not either, which is kind of why I came to Lemmy instead of being on Reddit. Perhaps you have found yourself lost?
Trust me bro
Here’s just one: https://news.itsfoss.com/huawei-kernel-contribution/
I’ve read many times that Linux wouldn’t be where it is today without the commercial funding and code contributions it receives.
Censoring “porn” with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
The elusive Chocolate Starfish.
is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse
Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism
I prefer cacophemism. You can make some really fucked up new concepts by replacing eu- (good/well) with caco- (bad):
cacology, cacogenics, cacophoria (I guess dysphoria got there first), cacoangelium and my favourite, cacothanasia.
No, but it’s kind of funny for ride who know…
Thank god someone scratched out a letter in that mysterious word. Otherwise I may have seen something obscene. Now I have no idea what is meant to be written on that block 🤔
I take it you’re not a big fan of censorship, so can you kindly tell me what the word is? (I’ve heard something fun happens if a .ml user writes “porn”)
Pornhub? I don’t think .ml censors “porn” (I can see your comment just fine), just some slurs/offensive words afaik.
Edit: And I can see my own comment just fine.
Go figure, coulda sworn I saw another user have theirs corrected to removed, but I guess that must’ve been the app they were using
You wouldn’t see it if you’re not on .ml. The removed censoring is clientside so I’d see it using the .ml hosted web client.
At first I read that as FFMPreg…
Rule 34 for FLOSS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
don't ask me how i found this
Reminder FFMPEG can execute simple edits all on it’s own & has built-in automation
Funny story. You can stream to all platforms with RTMP but only piece of software that was able to play rtmp in browser (flashplayer) is dead.
I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.
Create a FUSE library to use that as backing storage for a filesystem, and you can make use of the infrastructure for free cloud storage. Maybe
twityouhubfs.
