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Maria End
Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner
Tommy Cordero
Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
Ugot Badtaste
If you’re watching me then you definitely do. Lol
Jasmine Mourningwood, and i would be a goth femboy, (so only a little change)
Chode Loadington
And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
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Too Many Pancakes.
Because I’m fat but flat.
Fair lmao
Rock Hardman
A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.
Hugh Jdisappointment
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
“I’m as hard as a diamond” “Dont bite this diamond” “This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure”
“Diamonds are forever” and “Diamonds are a woman’s best friends” are interesting catch phrases too
I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
Is this Jack Ruby’s lemmy account?
Dixon Cider
Phil McKraken
Phil McRevis
Clyde Taurez
Dick Fitzwell
Haywood Jablome
Harry Ballzanya
