My wifes name is a little…‘exotic’, and she’s accidentally had it mistaken for a stripper name before XD

Busting balkaner

Jim Rob

A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner

I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name

Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP

These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird

The Simpson.

Maria End

D O N G

Steve Nippel (in a certain dialect of Dutch this not so mysteriously means ‘stiff nipple’)

Id use my real first name but then disguise my identity by using johnson as a last name.

Yerma Ther

Nano Soft

Curly McDick

Bukkake Bill

Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.