shits pants
Continues about his day with shit in his pants
Before noon? Yeah take a shower and get back to it. Any time in the afternoon; yeah fuck that I’m going home and smoking a bowl.
Day over? But we still need to solve the mystery of who shit in my pants!
I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.
If it’s before noon, it’s salvageable. If it’s afternoon, probably not. It also depends on how much. If it was a very minor shart (1ml), that’s a bit different than actually shitting your pants, imo.
If it’s the latter, it may be time to see a doctor.
Yeh I think the phrase “shit your pants” definitely implies like the same account of piop that you would have dumped in the toilet in a deliberate manner, except in your pants and most likely accidentally.
It depends on the severity.
- If you are touching cloth, then it is a shart and should be relatively well contained. You just need to clean-up and perhaps discreetly dispose of your undercrackers.
- If you are touching socks, then the world has dropped out of your bottom and is pretty disastrous as everything is contaminated. You also have a larger problem as this would suggest you have food poisoning or some kind of illness and this is just the start of your problems. When I was in hospital the guy opposite me got C. difficile and the result was unexpected and borderline volcanic - that wasn’t just a bad day, it was a bad week.
Normal folks would call it a day, but some of them keep posting on Truth Social.
I just sign a few more Executive Orders and then head for the golf course.
As someone with Crohn’s disease, this is a normal day. Honestly, I’d be feeling off until I shit my pants.
Really depends on what I am doing. Whatever I was previously doing has been been put on an indefinite pause until I can get new clothes and probably take a shower. But I have kids, so the day must go on.
The day is done. Unless you are operating, driving a truck or belaying someone. Its over. Go home and change
I’m kind of surprised by how many people have an answer for this already considered. I don’t think this is something I’ve had to consider since primary school.
I’d probably consider the day over just because I would be worried by whatever medical condition led me to shit my pants out of nowhere.
Depends…
Le mot juste. Bravo.
I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.
Im probably too sick to continue my day
My boss at the restaurant doesn’t care.
Health inspector might.
Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I’ll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.
My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.
You shat yourself at graduation?
Same day, after the event at the school, thankfully, but I was with several fellow graduates when it happened. There was an extremely popular steakhouse we all went to with our families, and every one of us who ordered the signature steak ended up getting food poisoning, and several of us ended up getting caught very suddenly by it.
What if you’re in the middle of one of these?
