shits pants
Continues about his day with shit in his pants
Shit happens.
The day is done. Unless you are operating, driving a truck or belaying someone. Its over. Go home and change
I double down and ask friends to swap pants with me.
Just depends on reactions. If no one says anything I just go with it. If 5+ people say something I fix it. If 1-5 people say something they’re probably outliers.
I’m kind of surprised by how many people have an answer for this already considered. I don’t think this is something I’ve had to consider since primary school.
I’d probably consider the day over just because I would be worried by whatever medical condition led me to shit my pants out of nowhere.
First thing in the morning in college? Clean everything up, start over, get on with the rest of the day after missing half of the first class.
During the day at work? Day’s over, go home.
Reminds me of something I read once. If you want to get out of work. Like you’re at work, and you really really don’t want to be there. You can get out with 4 words. You swallow your pride, walk into your bosses office, and proclaim “I shit my pants”
You will have the rest of the day off.
Pro move is to shit your pants so you don’t even have to lie about it.
I just told my boss that I had to leave, offering no explanation, and he said “OK.” He didn’t need to know that I shit my pants. Maybe he inferred it.
The rest of the day is going to stink regardless.
I’ve noped out on entire office days before where I’ve been “digestively energetic” so to speak. I’m not putting myself or coworkers through that at the office.
Depends…
Le mot juste. Bravo.
I am worried by how many people in this thread shit their pants often enough to be able to answer the question.
Im probably too sick to continue my day
My boss at the restaurant doesn’t care.
Health inspector might.
I mean if you have any choice in the matter it’s obviously time to go home.
Day’s over. I work in food service, and any symptoms of a GI illness are cause for a sick day as a matter of public safety.
Days over, no coming back from that. Time for a long shower, fresh clothes, and go back to bed. Probably not sleep, because I’ll be dealing with embarrassment and flashbacks to graduating high school.
My only comfort still remains that I was not alone that day. Several of us got awful cases of food poisoning.
What if you’re in the middle of one of these?
You shat yourself at graduation?
Same day, after the event at the school, thankfully, but I was with several fellow graduates when it happened. There was an extremely popular steakhouse we all went to with our families, and every one of us who ordered the signature steak ended up getting food poisoning, and several of us ended up getting caught very suddenly by it.
